Ratchet...

I meet a good looking guy, gainfully employed, possibly interesting. We talk in passing for a few months and exchange phone numbers. Right away he starts texting me 3 and 4 times per day. Being me I'm already looking a little cockeyed like...what's really going on? I have NO TRUST, end of story. So we text back and forth and I'm waiting for some bs because I can smell it coming. The first thing in he's always texting me saying "baby, sweetheart, etc". RED LIGHT. I ignore the use of "nicknames" (it's too early, I don't even know your last name dummy). One evening about 7pm he texts me and says "What are you doing in the morning?" I said "I'm working...and you?" He says "I need to be picked up from the airport at 11am" My response? I'm working I'm sure you will find a way... U-TURN and strike #2 When the dust settled a few days later this ratchet ass dude had the nerve to ask me to bring him some breakfast. We have not gone on a date, met for drinks, or even been in public together...Say bruh? You've got me twisted...EPIC FAILURE, NEXT!!! I am NOT HER. *SMH*